Page 6: Greatest Onliners from Stew Francis



An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.


Be alert - the world needs more lerts.



The pollen count......now that's a difficult job


What's that up the road? A head?


Today's subliminal thought is:



















Ways to Relieve Stress #10. Make up a language and ask people for directions.


Question: What goes 'clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BANG BANG'? Answer: An Amish drive-by shooting.


If I repeatedly stab my cornflakes does that make me a cereal killer?


They say that guns don't kill people, people kill people. But I think the guns help.




You're looking at a very proud Canadian who is very proud of the educational system in Canadia.



















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