Page 6: Greatest Onliners from Stew Francis
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Be alert - the world needs more lerts.
The pollen count......now that's a difficult job
What's that up the road? A head?
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Ways to Relieve Stress #10. Make up a language and ask people for directions.
Question: What goes 'clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop, BANG BANG'? Answer: An Amish drive-by shooting.
If I repeatedly stab my cornflakes does that make me a cereal killer?
They say that guns don't kill people, people kill people. But I think the guns help.
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