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Streakers *repant* your end is in sight.


If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?


Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around.


If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


9 out of 10 doctors say the 10th doctor should mellow out.


















99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


A pessimist counting his blessings: 10 ... 9 ... 8 ... 7 ...


A skeleton walked into a bar and asked for a beer and a mop.


Age and knowledge don't always come together. Sometimes you just get the age...


All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.-Steven Wright











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