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What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob. 

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went out dressed like a chicken last night...

and I met a girl who was dressed like an egg. One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered: it was the chicken. 

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Two deer were leaving a gay bar...

One turned to the other and said, "Man, I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there!"

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What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually search for a golf ball. 

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What's the difference between your dick and a bonus check?

Someone's always willing to blow your bonus. 

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb. 

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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

We're closed. Beat it. 

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it comes from. 

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I took a poop in the elevator.

I'm taking this shit to a whole new level. 

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