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What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?

A cherry float. 

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what do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?

A trip without kids. 

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I hope Death is a woman.

That way it will never come for me.

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What do you call a guy with a small dick?


A man.

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What is a Jewish person's first discount?

10% off the penis.

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Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor. 

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What did the sanitary napkin say to the fart?

You are the wind beneath my wings. 

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender.

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How do you know when you are getting old?
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

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I married Miss Right.
I just didn’t know her first name was “Always.”

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

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