little jonny took his cat to school one day and when the teacher asked him why he replied "I heard my dad tell my mum I'm gonna eat that pussy when the kids go to school"
LITTLE JOHNNY AND THE MUSLIM
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home. 1st kid says "A computer". Teacher replies "That'd be very useful." 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower" and gets a similar response. Little Jimmy pops up and says “At my house we don't need nothin." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something. Little Jimmy replies, "No I'm sure..........." "When my sister started going out with a Muslim, I remember my dad saying, "Well, that's the last fucking thing we need."