Little JOHNNY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
JOHNNY says "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little JOHNNY, that's a mouthful."
Little JOHNNY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow job."
LITTLE JOHNNY: NIPPED IN THE BUD
One day, the teacher asked her class 'What vegetable makes you cry?'
Little Johnny replies "a turnip".
"No Johnny' says the teacher, "Onions make you cry, not turnips"
"No Miss" Says Johnny, "Have you never been hit in the balls with a turnip?"
LITTLE JOHNNY IS A STRAIGHT MAN
Little Johnny was asked by his teacher to spell "straight," little Johnny did so without error.
"Bravo," said the teacher, "now, what does it mean?"
"Without water in it."
LITTLE JOHNNY: MY DOG
Little Johnny's teacher said, "Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister's."
Did you copy hers?, she asked.
Johnny replied, "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"
LITTLE JOHNNY MISBEHAVES
Little Johnny had just returned from his summer break and gone back to school. Three days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving.
"Hold on," she said. "I had Johnny with me for the entire summer and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
LITTLE JOHNNY KNOWS THE WAY
A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?"
"Heaven! Heaven!" Yelled Little Lisa..
"And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest.
"Dead!" Yelled Little Johnny.
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