Little Johnny & his sister joke
One day the teacher told her class to think of something exiting that happened recently.
Little Suzie told about her trip to Florida.
Clyde said his dad got drunk all the time.
Little Johnny put a dot on the board and the teacher asked him to explain what was exciting about a period.He said, "Hell if I know but my sister said she missed hers and my mom screamed, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door killed himself."
LITTLE JOHNNY: PIECE OF CAKE
Little Johnny walked into the kitchen, saw his mother making a cake and announced, "I'm gonna go play in my room for a couple of hours. I sure would like a piece of cake after though!
Later, when his mother brought him a piece of cake, Little Johnny exclaimed, "Wow!, it worked!"Puzzled, his mother asked, "What do you mean?"Little Johnny replied, "Daddy said that in order to get a piece around here, you have to spend a couple of hours playing
The Teacher asked Little Johnny, "How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?"
Little Johnny replied, "Just Don't bite any."
If Little Johnny was a cat.
Or your money back