If you are looking for the best in Free Jokes about the Irish then this is the place to be.We have hundreds of the funniest free jokes about paddy and mick who are obviously Irish. Once again I have to ramble on a bit about these jokes and the fact that they are free and all about funny Irish men called Paddy and Mick. If you have been following the rhetoric of the site you will understand the only way to get your site ranked now is to go on and on about what the site is all about other wise the powers that be will not show you site in the search engines. I have no doubt that my site is THE best for all the best humour and jokes about the Irish men Mick & Paddy and they are and will always be free for everyone for ever and ever amen. So now that I have rambled on and on giving the search engines they pound of flesh and making me just one of the sheep that have to follow their rules because they own the world I can now deliver you my loyal subjects and general public hundreds of the best funny jokes and pictures with an Irish Paddy & Mick theme and as you know by now every joke, humour, funny picture and poem is free. Go ahead and enjoy the fun.
Free Irish man in a bar joke.
Paddy walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, he started to leave.
"S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what Paddy had done. "What was that all about?"
"Nothing," he replied, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives
Free Paddy in the bog Joke
paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.
"Help!" Barty shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!"
Don't worry," assured Mick. "Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi'm the strongest man in Erin, and Oi'll pull ye right out o' there."
Mick leaned out and grabbed Barty's hand and pulled and pulled to no avail.
After two more unsuccessful attempts, Mick said to Barty, "Shure, an' Oi can't do it. The Strong Muldoon could do it alone, mebbe, but Oi'll have to get some help."
As Mick was leaving, Barty called "Mick! Mick!
D'ye think it will help if Oi pull me feet out of the stirrups?
Or your money back