Irish joke, Paddy the electrician.

Paddy the electrician get a job in a prison and is asked to check over the electric chair. one hour later his boss asks if he has done it. Paddy says "fuck off I am not going anywhere near that is a death trap.













Yet another Irish joke

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.



Free Irish joke about Paddy's slippers.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?" No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds. "Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both." "Fook off you liar!". "I'll prove it," Murphy says. So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?" "Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"



Best free Irish blacksmith joke.

An Irishman applying for a blacksmiths job was asked if he has any experience shoeing horses. No he replied but i once told a donkey to "fuck off"



















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