Mick and Paddy were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground. Mick picked it up to his face and said to Paddy "Jez, that look like Sean" to which Paddy replied "No Sean was taller than that"
What did the Irishman call his pet zebra?
Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?
To be sure, to be sure.
How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Knock on the hatch.
How do you get an Irishman on the roof?
Tell him drinks are on the house.
Two Irishmen are sitting on the ground.
One falls off.
How do you stop an Irish tank?
Kill the blokes pushing it.
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