Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of dmb blonde girls?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q:How does a blonde part their hair?
A. By doing the splits.
Dumb blonde on a rope joke
There were five dumb blondes and one brunette holding onto a rope off the edge of a cliff.
But their rope could only bear the weight of of five people.
The brunette said, "Save yourselves. I'll let go."
Impressed by her sacrifice, all of the blondes clapped...
Free Blonde Half-Wit joke,
What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Blonde and the Bottle Cap joke
Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on? A: Because it said, sorry, try again.
Blonde driving a car joke
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener
Q: Why do dumb blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Q: What do you call three blondes, sitting at a bar, singing, drinking Tab, and eating apples?
A: The moron Tab & apple choir.
Q: Why can't Blondes dial 911?
A: They can't find the 11 on the phone!
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