Q: What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
A: An interpreter.
Q: How does a blonde get hurt raking leaves?
A: She falls out of the tree!
Q: Did you hear the one about the blonde who had a bumper sticker that said, "ALL BLONDES AREN'T DUMB?"
A: No one could read it because it was hung upside-down.
Q: Why do blonde's like sunroofs?
A: More legroom.
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the chain link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?
A: She jumped out a basement window.
Q: What do you call a couple of blondes in the front seat of a car?
A: Air Bags.
Q: Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
A: It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.
Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A: "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"
Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.
Q: What do you call a blond with a Chainsaw?
Q: What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
A: They drowned in Spring Training.
Q: What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth!
Q: How can you tell if a Blonde has been using your computer?
A: There is white-out all over the monitor.
Q: Did you hear about the dumb blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theatre?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter".
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