Free joke about Thor the Viking god.

Thor comes to earth and spends all weekend shagging a mortal woman with a list.

At the end he feels guilty for shagging her for 48 hours solid,

So he explains to her “I am Thor” she replies Your Thor, I cant even go for a Path”


Rather large girl joke

A fat girl came up to me in the pub last night and said Hi I am Anita.

I can  tell ya fat bitch I replied .


Massive tits joke.

Wife says I wish I had bigger tits.

Husband replies try pushing them into the sofa and staying like that all day.

Will that work she asks.

Well it did with you f****** arse.


Free adult joke yes another one

What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste.















A daughter asked her mother, "Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'?" Her mom replied, "Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue


I told my mom that I have an Oedipus complex.

She asked if I was serious. I said, "Nah, I'm just f*cking with you."
























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