A man walks into a lift, which already has a very attractive woman in it.
As the lift is going up he asks, ‘Excuse me miss, can I smell your fanny?’.
‘Certainly not!’ came her astonished reply.
‘Ah! It must be your feet then.’
What do you call ten vaginas stacked up on top of each other?
A block of flaps.
Free dead man joke
Just found out my friend has died and left me a £25.000 watch.
hope its not a wind up.
Free adult joke about a magician
My girlfriend has been working for a magician for a few years now & she has picked up a few tricks.
I came home the other day to find her dressed in her kinky underwear, she said Abracadabra, & my best mate Dave came out of the wardrobe stark naked, poor b****** must have wondered what was going on
Or your money back
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