Free Adult Joke 1
What’s the best thing about kinky s*x?
Wiping the blood off the hammer.
Free Adult Joke 2
What’s the best thing about s*x with a dead hooker?
You don’t have to pay her.
Free Adult Joke 3
What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
Free Adult Joke 4
What’s the first thing a beaten wife should do after coming back from hospital after the last incident ?
The dishes, if she knows what’s good for her.
Free Adult Joke 5
What do you call a gay woman with long fingernails?
Free Adult Joke 6
What should you do if a bird craps on your car?
Never take her out again
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Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to the counter, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!" Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-eeeeet!" Again, the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!" Finally, the guy interrupts. "Go home, dad, you're drunk
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