What do you do after having a baby?
Put its nappy back on.
Why do you feed a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can come on its face.
Which king had the most children?
What’s the worst thing about s** with a5-year-old?
Getting the blood out of the clown costume afterwards.
What’s the best thing about s** with a 5-year-old?
Getting to kick them to death in the woods afterwards.
What’s green, hard and full of semen?
– (insert any young child who has recently been abducted here)
What’s the best thing about f****** a 6-year-old girl?
You can flip her over and pretend she’s a 6-year-old boy.
What’s the best thing about f****** a 6-year-old boy?
You don’t have to pretend!
Or your money back
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